Love it when Mom says the kinds of things I would say

Earlier today I walked into my bedroom and Dibbs was on my bed, facing my open laptop. If we had slapped some glasses on him, you might have thought he was paying his bills online.

"Science Diet, paid, Tidy Cat, paid...Did I already pay for my flea medication this month?"

I asked him if he was checking his email.

Mom asked Dibbs if he was watching porn.