(aka two of my primary food groups).
I thought about picking up a DVD, and looked at the $5.99 ones that were for sale. I thought about how stereotypically single I would appear at the checkout if on a Saturday night all I purchased was beer, pizza, and a movie, so I decided against the DVD.
Nah, just kidding! I totally would have bought a movie, but there weren't any really worth the immediate purchase.
Also, when I saw Bailey's Billion$ on the shelf, about a
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I had really had enough of the movie perusal and decided two items would be just fine, thank you.
Please don't name your dogs Bailey, people. It's such a great human name. If your dog is already named Bailey, I'll still accept you, but seriously. If you're considering Bailey for your pooch's name, just go for a walk. Eat dinner. Think it over. And come up with something else.
Ugh. *Number 2?! Really?!
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