When you've been single and/or broke for too long, here's another thing you do:
You close off an open bag of chips with a paperclip or bobbi pin and think not: "This is tacky" but rather: "This is genius!"
I should mention that about this time last year I was keeping wine fresh by topping the open bottle with scotch tape until my classier-than-me friend Courtney sent me an actual corking mechanism.
I also did this when attempting to open a (maybe the same) bottle:
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