Conversation between Bailey and customer this past Friday. Time, approximately 6:30am:
Bailey: Your change is 87 cents. Do you know the significance of the number 87?
Customer: [stare]
Bailey: Well yesterday was day 87 of the oil spill, and they capped it! So today is still day 87 because it is no longer leaking, so therefore there is no day 88!
Customer: [stare, slowly backing away with frightened quarter-smile]
Coworker Katie: [escorting Bailey away from the register] Bailey, let's not talk to the customers anymore...
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