Bon soir

I love the texture of sherbet.

And I'm pretty sure I frequently pronounce 'sherbet' incorrectly.

That's all.

Tress forum

So peeps, I'm thinkin' bangs. And maybe red hair.

Subtle red. Like Rachel in season 3 or Jane in 27 Dresses.

Thoughts? Grand opposition?

Discuss.

Follow suit, men of the world

I witnessed a man getting into his car last night with a bouquet of flowers.

I have a word for men like that:

Winners.

You do what?!

Kyle and I had dinner last night, and I use the term 'dinner' loosely.

Our several "course" meal consisted of:

guacamole

granola

queso

scrambled eggs

toast

bacon

red wine

Yeah, we're graduate students, can you tell?

I told Kyle something last night--are you ready for it? 

I told him that I sleep on my stomach.

No big deal, right?

Not for Kyle, ladies and gentlemen. 

It might be safe to use the word shocked to describe his reaction to this piece of information about me. He just thought that was so interesting. And if you're wondering, no this was not the result of inebriation. This was genuine surprise from my Saturday smorgasbord companion. 

We also talked about how old we are, and we were both pretty surprised when we looked at the clock and realized it was after midnight. That's pretty late for old folks like us. Being awake at midnight is no small feat. 

Our friends in LA

Friends,

I follow a lot of celebrity gossip these days.

I've been a K-Dash fan for a while, but I have found myself eating up stuff on websites lately too. This morning I've looked at stuff about Joan Rivers' plastic surgery, followed by celebs on beaches, and I paused looking at "Stars Locking Lips!" to write this.

If you had told me a few years ago that I would be engaging in such activity in 2012, I might not believe you.

Then again, if someone other than God or an angel tried to tell me something about the future, I'd probably be wary anyway. Unless someone encourages me about future happiness and success in my life; such kind words I usually listen to.

Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to get back to my slideshow to see who's next up in the reel of smooching pics.

Luv,
Bailey