Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Eloquence

My senior year of college I had, shall we say...quite a few...crushes within the male community.

[Smirk]

One night I was watching the movie "Hitch" (based on a real person, David Coleman, "The Dating Doctor," I've seen him speak, he's amazing) with my older brothers and company, and after mentioning my

"huge crush"

on both Will Smith and Kevin James, Patrick said, "Bailey, you need a boyfriend."

I responded along the lines of, "Finally you see what I've been thinking all these years!," but I was cut off by Patrick who apparently was not finished with his statement:

"No, no. You need a boyfriend. And then. You need to move to a desert island so there are no other men around to distract you."

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