I sat next to a guy in Starbucks here, who was reading the Bible.
Did I strike up a conversation? Nooooo.
I restrained myself, and instead dutifully paid library fines online, googled Dawson's Creek, checked out my bank statement.
When I sneezed, he said "Bless you."
Did I bite?
No. I said "Thank you" and went back to my Internet duties.
Because if there's one thing I've learned in 10 years of (not) dating, it's that a meet and greet in a public place leads to nothing ever happening with that person ever again.
Positivity* for the win here in 2014. How's your mood?
*Spell check tells me this is not a word? Don't care. Leaving it.