I'll tell you what I love about those disinfectant wipes. They allow you to procrastinate while also providing you with a sense of accomplishment. Sure, I'm not grading those student projects, but my sunglasses no longer have beer on them* and the tape residue on my binder is a little less noticeable.
If my boss is reading this: fine, I'll get back to grading. Until I find something else to disinfect or de-stickify.
*The beer was thanks to some chicas having a disagreement at the bar last week. Beer was thrown (classy), I was in the splash zone.