This morning I was eating breakfast while watching the news (I can multi-task, but only in very small ways. I actually hate to read and eat at the same time. Serious.)
Anywho, on the news they started discussing a salmonella outbreak in cantaloupe.
I looked down and what was before me?
I didn't eat the cantaloupe (assuming I hadn't already had some before hearing the news either this morning or yesterday when I bought it), but I did partake of the watermelon and honeydew that was in the same container, so I'm not sure I really protected myself from harm...