Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Sneezerson

So, my allergies are being obnoxious, and I'm hungry for just about everything, apparently.

First one to bring me tacos and a soda wins a prize.

Prize equals a hug, probably. If you're a cute single male, we might talk about a kiss. ;)

Wow, that was forward. We'll blame that on the head fog. Also, who's really going to bring me a taco? I think you can safely send out flirtations via blog if you can largely assume they will be unrequited.

Going on that logic, first one to bring me a taco wins $100.

Of course, if you accept that prize, you might have to pay for the overdraft fee from my bank. You're probably safer accepting the hug.

Over and out, peeps. Clearly I am saying more than I should with this nasal distraction.

2 comments:

  1. "I think you can safely send out flirtations via blog if you can largely assume they will be unrequited." Well said. I heartily agree with that statement. Go on with yo' bad self.

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    1. you're funny. i miss you. come see me. oh goody, you're going to!

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