Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Statistics

I've had a cell phone for just over a week.

Here's what I've learned:

People called me more when I had a landline.

"Bailey, you have a landline? How am I ever going to get ahold of you?"

"Bailey, you have to get a cell phone!"

People, I'm not exactly seeing the evidence here that my recent acquisition has really improved my life or yours. So either get to dialing or don't ever plan on telling me again that cell phones are superior to landlines.

This may be a little harsh, I realize, but the facts speak for themselves.

3 comments:

  1. dear friend who just sent me a text message,

    i don't have texting services, so i can't read your message without my parents being charged a small fee, which they would not appreciate.

    :)

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  2. First of all, I don't know your number. How many people have you told? All of the people who used to call your landline? Obviously not.
    Secondly, get texting. It serves a purpose.

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  3. nate, you're a little brat (but i love you).

    i'm a starving student, i don't have money for texting. quit being lazy and call me. i'll send you an email with the number, calm down.

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